The capital of China is Beijing, and the “capital” of Douyin is in Yunnan | Literature City

The capital of China is Beijing, and Douyin’s “capital” is in Yunnan.

Zibo Barbecue, Erbin Ice and Snow, Tianshui Hot and Hot, Kaifeng Matchmaker Talking about Love, one city after another wants to be popular, but not every city can become popular.

From “I am from Yunnan” to “Learning to play songs if you don’t know how to play”, to the Water Splashing Festival full of cultural expressions. Perhaps we have discovered that Yunnan is already ahead of other provinces and cities.

If Douyin is good at creating gods, then Yunnan is undoubtedly the eternal god in the hearts of young people today.

While others are working, Yunnanese are partying.

These days, the annual Water Splashing Festival is held in many places in the south of Caiyun. Although the official activities only last a few days, many towns and villages are splashing until the 20th. Locals say there are still places to splash!May Day is the Water Splashing Festival in Yingjiang County, and there is also the Touch Your Black Festival in Cangyuan.

I checked, and it’s true!

From April 30 to May 2, the 2024 Dai Deang Water Splashing Carnival will be held at the Dai Cultural Park in Yingjiang County. So for those heroes who still want to splash out, it will be next year if you miss it.

It’s just that we are thousands of miles apart, can’t take leave or buy tickets, and can’t be a “hero”. I can only feel the dopamine overflowing from the capital of Douyin on the screen that records (other people’s) good life.

People who have worked as ground handlers at Yunnan Airport for many years would never have imagined that in this life they would not only be able to move boxes and bags, but also experience the “new weapon” of 2024: the latest plastic water gun for children.

But when people with flying water guns arrive, they will find that with this equipment, there is no chance to take action. The “enemy” is firing with several times the power.

For example, someone picked up the farmer’s uncle’s sprayer and charged into the battle with the old pesticide “Dichlorvos”:

Some people pursue environmental protection and remove the stainless steel water tank from the roof of their house to move forward:

Some people spent huge sums of money to carry huge buckets of water and move forward, which fully demonstrated that it is impossible to splash the water without some tendons.

@青机

In short, how bold the person is, how big the bucket is. As long as you want to pretend, even Pulse can be upgraded to the grandpa version.

Picture source: @小 GangClassmate

If you want to come to “culture”, take the opportunity to promote a “subculture”, fine, but it is not useful, regardless of whether you are Aunt Jianqiu’s poison, the upgraded version of SK-Ⅱ Ace K3, or a man from Chengdu If you start to use your hands to forget about love, you can only hold up the A4 paper and declare:

“Preparing for pregnancy, applying for a truce”

Picture source: @小 GangClassmate

But everyone doesn’t seem to accept this trick. There is nothing we can do about it. The man is preparing to become pregnant, so two “snaps” will have little effect.

All we can say is that Caiyunzhinan is dedicated to dissatisfaction.

One second you formed your team with great momentum, declared war and said, “You are screwed today.” The next second, I really don’t know who is screwed.

@阿波

If you don’t believe it, look at Huang Zitao’s appearance on the stage, with a look of disdain on his face, he is bound to compete for the title.

@B.Cuiyuan Jewelry

Look at what he looks like after taking to the street, with his hands on the ground and his shoes being stepped off.

@B.Cuiyuan Jewelry

Thousands of people pursue this myth that only belongs to people outside Yunnan. Here they are, Yunnanese.

There is another “Huang family” who does not believe in evil. After the fiasco on the first day, Huang Bo actively learned his lesson, accepted the suggestions of his teammates, and replaced with new electric “good equipment”.

@urbanexpress

The next second it turned out: “That weapon doesn’t work anymore, the electric one doesn’t work anymore.” Before he could finish, he was insulted again.

@urbanexpress

Yunnan, who “doesn’t know how to play songs and learns how to play songs”, really doesn’t chase stars. There are no “brother photos” floating in the sky, but “splash him to death, splash him to death”.

But the Water Splashing Festival, which symbolizes blessings, naturally does not only send this blessing to big stars. Even those who are usually most afraid of coming to “say hello” are now sent to their doors for “hunting”.

The local people have figured out that they should cherish the “window period” for openly “police laundering”, miss it, and wait another year.

Therefore, I would like to advise all friends from out of town not to complain to the police if they are splashed with water, as they themselves will be “wet”.

@China Immigration Management

But the policeman’s joys and sorrows are not the same. Sir in the car is showing his fangs:

The “Blue Friend” next door also doesn’t have martial ethics:

Others: Weird, 110? Someone used a plug-in to splash water.

Opponent: What did you say? (Gurgling) Let me shake the water out of my ears first.

The puppy on the roadside also truly understands the “dog” of human beings. How can it be bitten so miserably even though it is clearly not being bitten by others.

@王小波

The sun was shining brightly before I went out, and I was extremely happy. When I go home: No one pays attention to me.

Thousands of words condensed into one sentence: Mom, take me home.

@王小波

But the real king never shows his appearance. He mainly plays by surprise and makes a sudden impact without making a sound.

Just ask: Who dares to splash?

Netizens from all over the country who are suffering from pinkeye cannot physically attend the event and can only participate in the cloud:

I took out the old water dipper that I used at home for watering flowers and vegetable fields. Anyway, the clamor on the Internet was louder than before.

However, after being involved for a long time, Yun became sentimental. He asked, “There are 56 ethnic groups. They all seem to have their own programs. What are we?”

Thoughtful people would say: office workers.

It focuses on baking as a foil to experience the happiness of 55 other ethnic groups. When the mood is high, another sentence: Then play music, then dance.

During this Water Splashing Festival, experts gathered together to show off their magical powers. They used various water-splashing tools and their bodies turned into creative bodies, filled with people’s expressions of the world.

During the Water Splashing Festival alone, the population of Jinghong City in Xishuangbanna tripled, and Mangshi collected 300 million yuan in four days.

There are even more people participating in “Cloud”. Douyin’s “Watch Xishuangbanna for Water Splashing Festival” is watched by 19.599 million people, and “How many experts are coming to Xishuangbanna” is watched by 6.824 million people.

then,When I was a child, the Water Splashing Festival was in my textbooks. When I grew up, the Water Splashing Festival was on my mobile phone.

@ Douyin hot list

This is far from the first time Yunnan has been out of the circle.It can be saidIf the Yunnan people take action, they will know whether there is traffic or not.

Some netizens compiled various topics in Yunnan and information about Internet celebrities’ emergence into a glorious “season winning history.”

Picture source: Slot value (Douyin netizen comment area)

2022,A song “I am from Yunnan” by a young man from the Lisu ethnic group in Nujiang, YunnanThe number of views on the entire network exceeded 10 billion, and imitation shows of “I am from Sichuan”, “I am from Guizhou” and “I am from Henan” were launched across the entire network.

In February 2023, “I borrowed money to buy the vivo I gave you, and I’m still paying it back after we broke up.” “You are my Guanyin Bodhisattva and I am your Liu Dehua.”“Wa Coffee”, a love song called the “new proletariat”from a small town in Yunnan, became a Douyin song. It even competed with Chinese music singers to rank No. 1 on NetEase Cloud Music’s new song list.

In April 2023, even foreigners will begin“I don’t have a k, I don’t do too much. Dinosaurs can carry wolves, wolves can carry them, dinosaurs can carry wolves, they can carry wolves, dinosaurs can carry wolves, they can carry wolves.”“Dinosaur Carrying Wolf” is also written by Douyin user @云南 Quanmei.

Originally it was just a cover of Sammi Cheng’s classic “Beautiful Dance”, but due to forgetting the lyrics, it was temporarily replaced with the Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan dialect, but it became more popular than “Sing Well”. It was even adapted into a tenor bel canto version by “Shang Shang”, a doctor from Peking University, and the earthy flavor instantly entered Vienna.

@上上

In March this year,“If you don’t know how to play songs, learn how to play songs. How can I do what my brother does to you?”Let Yunnan dominate the screen again with “Douyin TV”.

Netizens asked why Guangxi Subject 3 has entered the world but not Yunnan.

Because Yunnan – all stars, as soon as the ditty started playing, they entered the field with hard control. It doesn’t matter if you don’t know how to play songs, “If you don’t know how to play songs, learn how to play songs. You can do what my brother does to you.”

Although thousands of people have thousands of poses, and ten thousand people have thousands of words, the melody is consistent and the rhythm is strong. As long as you enter this circle, you will not be able to do it.

So the first time I listened to it: what kind of folk song, the second time I listened: the rhythm was okay, the third time I listened: I don’t know how to play songs and I learned to play songs.

@ momoyixiao

And this peak competition is far from stopping, soon,Yunnan will usher in the Touching Black Festival in May, the Twins Festival, and the fungus-eating “tribulation” in July and August.

Just like Yunnan’s own “Mushroom Warrior” sings: I love your variety of varieties and your rich nutrition, but “I’m afraid of your bright appearance, so I will lie down immediately after eating”.

It is estimated that when you open “Douyin TV”, you can see “little people dancing”, “grandma is looking for me”, Chinese and English automatic translation dual subtitles and various “spiritual” events…

With all these things, no wonder netizens sayThe capital of China is Beijing, and the capital of Douyin is Yunnan. Because it dominates the charts almost every year, the charts are different.

Zhigu Trend did not completely count the hot topics in Yunnan on Douyin, and found that although the topics were always “surprising” and even “inexplicable”, they could not withstand the magic of Douyin’s capital city, with over 100 million views , climaxing again and again.

Sure enough, Douyin is good at creating gods, and Yunnan is the eternal god.

Why can Yunnan become the capital of Douyin?

Perhaps careful people have discovered that there is an official figure in this.

At the end of 2022, multiple departments in Yunnan and Douyin jointly organized a series of activities called “Yunnan DOU is a good scenery”.

In 2023, the whole province of Yunnan launched the “There is a Life Called Yunnan” IP creation, and even ranked the influence of Douyin in local cultural tourism, and published the list every month to encourage various places to use Douyin to promote publicity.

Source: Yunnan.com

But is the “Internet Capital” praised by the entire Internet just because of the efforts of local governments and Douyin officials?

Let’s first take a look at the main body of Douyin users. According to AppGrowing data, Douyin users under 30 years old account for 48.5%, nearly half, and the majority of users are between 24-30 years old.

In other words, half of the 800 million people using Douyin are young people.

Looking at the positioning of Douyin, behind the slogan of “recording a good life”, the essence is to provide people with entertainment.

So the first thing to affirm is that Yunnan’s being “seen” cannot be separated from the official efforts, just like Xi’an and Chongqing were promoted as Internet celebrity cities by Douyin. This is the underlying logic for coming to the forefront.

But now that Yunnan is labeled as the “Douyin Capital”, it is more of a common choice among young people – a group of young people who are eager to go crazy are in urgent need of a utopia where they can “go crazy”.

Just like what contemporary young people often say: There is nothing crazy about living.

For example, I smile on the outside, but I feel like shit in my heart; I say that I am really happy going to school, but in my heart, I think school B is going to explode.

There are also workers who go crazy every day:

I really like going to work, and the feeling of being inferior to others and not making any money fascinates me.

There are two people at the workstation, one is me and the other is me too, because I am cracked

Leave the work until tomorrow. If you’re lucky, you won’t have to do it if you die tomorrow.

I love getting paid so much that I feel like I have nothing!

There is also “Qiong Yao drama-style hysteria”. If you reply a little slowly, he will burst out in his heart: “Why don’t you answer me? Why do you use words to pervert me again? I hate it so much. There is a crazy beast. It’s tearing at my heart, do you care?”

But after reading for a long time, we will find that these “crazy literature” are basically just words of praise on the Internet. If you really ask him to face you, he will only smile and nod: good teacher, yes boss.

It can be said,Contemporary young people are extremely depressed and extremely eager to go crazy.

Data from the “2022 National Depression Blue Book” show that there are currently 95 million people suffering from depression in our country.

The group most susceptible to depression is young people.The “China National Mental Health Development Report (2021-2022)” published by the Institute of Psychology, Chinese Academy of Sciences in 2023 shows that the depression risk detection rate in the 18 to 24-year-old age group reached 24.1%, which is significantly higher than other age groups; 25 The detection rate of depression risk in the age group from 34 years old to 34 years old was 12.3%, which was also significantly higher than that in all age groups 35 years old and above.The affected groups are getting younger and younger.

There are also more than 7 million people with bipolar disorder.

The former has difficulty expressing emotions, while the latter has bipolar affective disorder. Sometimes he is depressed and sometimes he is extremely excited and manic.

In the context of increasingly limited social resources, people complain about “996”, but their bodies become more and more “007”; people refuse to roll in, but keep their eyes on the assessment; it is difficult for people to roll into a “king”, but it is also difficult to become a “king” again. “Lie down”.

The physical and mental torment and doubts about the world around them have made this generation of young people increasingly breathless.

YunnanTheir “epileptic” temperament has undoubtedly become their breakthrough point.

When you enter Yunnan, you don’t have to worry about going crazy and being laughed at, because the locals are more crazy than you:Playing songs in the first grade of junior high school, “I have no k” in the second grade of junior high school, “Eating mushrooms” in the third grade of junior high school, splashing water on you in the fourth grade of junior high school, “touching you black” in the fifth grade of junior high school… Watching them go crazy, you can even feel that you are normal.

Coupled with the multicultural collision brought about by this province with the most ethnic groups in the country, its strong inclusiveness allows you to get together whether you eat pork or beef, and whether you believe in Jesus or Allah, you can get along harmoniously.Even religions coexist harmoniously, so how can they not tolerate a few crazy young people?

So obviously Yunnan also has an important moment in history: the Southwest Associated University, the Chengjiang Fossil Site, the first fossil natural heritage in China, the only one in Asia, and only three in the world, has been selected as the “Earth Sculpture” of the World Cultural Heritage: the Honghe Hani Rice Terraces, the World The natural heritage Yunnan Three Parallel Rivers Reserve…but these images do not often appear in our topics.

Because from the beginning, it was just a bunch of crazy people looking for a place to go crazy.

Just like the expansion of the concert economy, which last year was booming from the beginning to the end of the year, the “2023 National Performance Market Development Brief” shows that in 2023, the overall economic scale of the national performance market reached 73.994 billion yuan, an increase of 29.30% compared with 2019 , reaching a record high.

It’s hard for us to understand that although more and more people are crying about poverty, why are people still willing to spend tens of thousands to grab a concert ticket?

It may be what singer Wang Yuan said, “A concert is like a utopia that connects reality and dreams.” Only in that moment of time and space can you shout wildly and show your true side without worrying about being laughed at.

Yunnan’s becoming the capital of Douyin only provides a spiritual honeypot for those who can’t afford to go to offline concerts and can’t go to the scene to “splash water” or “play songs”. At least those few minutes of happiness were given to myself.

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